VANCOUVER (CP) - Tommy Chong says he had hash-smoke hazy memories of relaxed booze cans - the kind where cops would cruise in, jam on the piano and share a drink - as he rolled into Vancouver. The pot-friendly metropolis was an obvious place to bring his comeback standup tour as the star of the Marijuana-Logues - a dope-joke show that laughs at the feminist self-love play, the Vagina Monologues. The stage show was an off-Broadway hit in New York last year.
"I'm still on probation you know, doing a show about weed in the U.S., when you just got out of jail for selling weed paraphernalia, makes me a little nervous," says Chong backstage at Vancouver's ornate Orpheum Theatre.
Chong, 66, was one of about 50 people arrested during the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration's Operation Pipe Dreams for selling pipes and bongs over the Internet. He was released in July after serving nine months.
It's the best thing that's ever happened to him, he says.
"In the old days we'd be in dirty little clubs, some of them legal. Last time I was here, before I was locked up, I was at Yuk Yuk's. After doing time, I'm performing in beautiful, grand theatres like the one we're in now. And the audiences are bigger."
The Orpheum was far from sold out. The $50 ticket price may have been too much for stoners on a budget. They could spend an equally enjoyable evening with a half-quarter, the Up In Smoke DVD and munchies in the comfort of their own basement for less.
But the crowd was certainly bigger than those for Chong's debut performances with Cheech Marin at a scummy bar near Chinatown after the two met in Vancouver in 1969. And much bigger than those gathered to hear Chong rock out in his band, the Vancouvers, earlier in the '60s.
"My dad used to work the door and man we'd get some crazy fans," he said.
"One woman said something that my dad took offence to, he told her to settle down and she wrestled him to the ground. That's when I started doing comedy."
Locals loved the band, not for the music, but for Chong's half-baked running commentary. The popular toker about town gave back to the scene by opening the city's first topless nightclub.
His latest gig offers no money shots, just three guys well past their prime rambling about their good friend, Mary Jane. There are stream-of- consciousness monologues that list all the names for marijuana, the things it makes you eat and the things it makes you forget.
Being a famous old stoner who jokes about weed for money is kind of a trip when you can't smoke it any more, he said.
While on probation, Chong is regularly tested for drugs.
"I don't know how I pass, I've got enough THC in my blood for five lifetimes."
The first performance in Vancouver wasn't completely clean though. It featured what appeared to be a lit-up lighting guy who seemed so stoned he couldn't get the spotlight on the right Marijuana-Loguer.
"Turn the light back on, man," Chong laughed as it was beamed on an unsuspecting colleague mid-sentence.
Chong was joined on stage by comedians Doug Benson and Tony Camin, of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Friends and Late Night with Conan O'Brien fame.
They're good guys, Chong says, but it's not the same without Marin, his old partner in crime. The Cheech and Chong duo filmed some of the most famous stoner movies ever.
Marin took a turn for the straight and narrow as he grew up, veering off in the opposite direction from Chong's bong-strewn psychedelic path. He's played the upstanding citizens, taking roles in films and one as Don Johnson's detective sidekick in TV's Nash Bridges.
Chong, on the other hand, has stuck with what he knows with parts in Best Buds, High Times Potluck and Far Out Man, and also writing and directing the latter.
In recent years he and his wife have toured with a nightclub act that features various versions of his stoner role.
Spending time in jail gave him enough publicity to warm up bowls around the world for another instalment of Cheech and Chong.
Since his July release from prison, he has been finishing an autobiography and plans to return next year to That '70s Show and his recurring role as Leo, the aging hippie.
Now, he said, is the time to reunite the peace loving Pedro and Man and restore them to their former glory as symbols of the stoner generation. Chong said he has started writing his next movie.
"Cheech is going to be in it whether he wants to be or not. It's going to be the same old story, because that's what we all want to hear again."
The Marijuana-Logues is set to blow back across the border to Toronto on April 30, the show's only other Canadian date.
Chong, who was born in Edmonton and owns a home in Vancouver, said coming back to the land of the Maple Leaf is like hauling on fresh air.
"It's like freedom, man."